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Crouchy is good after all!
Not only can he score, he can "throw in a few shapes" as well!



Do the Crouchy!

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Yesterday, my brother and I watched the 2nd half of England v Jamaica. Actually I joined him later. I was still on the computer, when he rushed out of the room, apparently tickled by something he saw on TV. It was about Lampard. He started blabbering about how "Lampard is so lousy, got tricked by one ('what's the other country?' he asked first) Jamaican player". Then he proceeded to try and act out what happened. Oh, I saw this incident in the highlights later, and seeing it happened was a lot funnier. Basically the Jamaica number 10 turned Fat Frank inside out, and the fattie ended up landing on his butt. Hahahahaha! Reminded me of the incident when Lamps was left tackling the air when he tried to stop Ronaldinho...

Lol.

On the other hand, both of us would cheer whenever the likes of Stevie and Carra "cleared up the shit" left by the rest of the England team. Ahh, somehow, it seemed to us that Lampard was forever losing the ball and Stevie had to win it back for him. And Carra had to clear this ball for a corner when the rest of the England defence screwed up! Oh dear, I'm sure we weren't being biased... but the rest of the England team except for our Liverpool players were shit! ;)

Anyway, at that time, England were already 4-0 up. There was a goal by Crouchy earlier which happened to be ruled as an own goal (and later got rewarded back to him. AGAIN.). So when Crouchy scored (and it was a Liverpool goal as well, since Carra provided the assist), my brother was over the moon. And sure enough, Crouchy went on to do his dance. Hahaha, I think he has added some more moves to the dance routine. I was almost rolling on the floor, laughing like mad. It was soooooo funny!!!!!! And Joe Cole looked just as funny, standing there while Crouchy did his dance, unsure of what to do except watch appreciatively.

Then Owen won a penalty. My brother was screaming for Crouchy to take it, but I told him Crouchy won't take it, since there're other penalty-takers ahead of him. And boy, did I got a shock when I saw Crouchy placing the ball on the penalty spot! So apparently, the own goal was awarded to him, and he was now going for a hat-trick.

And then, OMG.......

My brother covered his face when Crouchy ballooned his shot over the bar. Yes, it was quite embarrassing, especially considering he's a striker after all. It was a really bad penalty, and my brother knew it. Now he was saying, "Crouchy shouldn't have taken that penalty... so malu (embarrassing)..." A moment earlier, we were still laughing like hell, and all of a sudden the mood changed just like that. My brother looked really visibly disappointed, placing my pillow on his head and just kept muttering "Oh my god..."

Then Crouchy struck again.
What a goal!
Hahahahaha.
Too bad there wasn't a special dance celebration for his hat-trick, but the smiles returned to his and my brother's faces.

Hahahaha.
Crouchy...
I think non-Crouchy fans would be muttering, "What a joke of a striker."
But for us, Crouchy makes the people happy!
Hahahahaha
:D