< WAIT... HARRY'S FAT?! >

Ok... according to the FIFA profiles...
http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/player/159069_KEWELL_Harry.html
Harry's height is 183cm, and his weight is 85kg...
leaving him with a BMI (body mass index) of 25!
(caculate your BMI here

http://www.applepeach.com/bmi.htm .

Enter harry's height and weight there and read the comment. Or read here

http://www.nutrition.com.sg/ha/habmi.asp)
And that means he's... OVERWEIGHT.

OMG!!!!!!!!!

To leave some comparison, Ronaldo's profile states that he's 183cm and 82kg (BMI of 24). Yeah, lighter than Harry. Unbelievable!!!!!!

Kaka's also 183cm, and his weight is an unbelievable 10kg lighter than Ronaldo (13kg lighter than Harry), so he has a healthy BMI of 22. Males tend to have higher BMIs, so yeah, they have a higher limit for acceptable weights.

Ok, Crouchy's weight in his FIFA profile looks unbelievable. 69kg!?!! I remember reading it somewhere he was like 80+ to 90+ kg. How can it be 69kg?! Entering it into the BMI calculator leaves us with a BMI index of 18... and the comment "You are thin. Eat more." Lol.

Crouchy's dubious weight made me a little more than skeptical about the stats in the FIFA profiles.

So I went to investigate a little more...
Let's see... In the Yahoo sports profiles... Aha, see this!

http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fo/profiles/3946.html
Harry is 1.81m (shorter by 2cm than the FIFA one) and 74kg (lighter by 11kg). Now Harry's BMI of 23 looks right again.

Ok... Yahoo

(http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fo/profiles/16153.html)

also states that Crouchy is 1.98m and 75kg. Slightly taller by 2cm and heavier by 6kg (not much difference eh?). The BMI index still leaves him underweight and the comment still tells Crouchy to "eat more".

Actually, to be honest I don't trust Yahoo's profiles more, because after all, they don't weigh the players, and they don't update it regularly. But Harry can't possibly be so fat! At least, he can't be fatter than Ronaldo! I've got one last person to check... Rooney. Let's see how fat Rooney is.

LOL!!! I accidentally entered Rooney's height and weight the other way round, and the resulting comment was "You are grossly obese, consult your physician!" Hahahahaha. Ok, I'll do it properly this time... wait... 178cm and 78kg (according to FIFA). Aha, same as Harry. FAT too!
Hahahahahaha.

Sad though... is my Harry really fat?
Let's see...



Ok, does he look fat?

Err... maybe a little I guess and I swear it's his top that's making him look bigger but NOOOOO!!!! HE'S NOT FAT!!! Maybe umm... just a little bit more muscular... I read somewhere that Harry was the player who had the most upper body strength at Leeds. Yes... he's just muscular.

And I tell you. The FIFA profiles are definitely not very accurate. So conclusion: HARRY'S NOT FAT!!!!!!

But yeah, Crouchy is thin. At least, no one can argue with that.